Why we’re going into the Hamster Hat business

After years of market research and planning, we’ve decided to switch our focus from developing Web sites and integrated marketing solutions to the exciting world of fashion. Specifically, the fast-paced, fashion industry of hamster hats.

Hamster hats have been an extremely untapped source of revenue for some time now and we’re ready to grab our piece of the pie.  In a world flooded with hamster wheels, balls, and cedar chips, we’re excited to usher in a new age of stylish headgear for the modern rodent aficionado.

Our first line of products will feature such classics as:

The Cuddly Cowboy

The Fuzzy Fedora

And the Fluffy Frenchman

We also plan to launch a line of specialty hats in the near future for true fans and collectors the world over.  So far, we have three in production, which include:

The Cosmonaut (perfect for Russian Dwarfs)

The Pharaoh

And the Duck Dynasty

 

Of course, all our models are guaranteed to fit all hamster breeds and are made of non-toxic, recycled hamster pellets.  For more information, and to place orders, please visit http://www.illuminatedesignstudio.com/hamsterhats/

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